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LOL.

These are the true pairings:

Joanne with Melvin. Her srsness with weird crazy stuff like eye contact needs to be balanced out by his IDGAF attitude.

Kira with Mary-Ann. Nobody takes Kira's being mad seriously, but at least Mary-Ann listens to it at all.

Thalia with Therjalla. She needs some toughening up. Also their names are poetically similar.



This leaves Fredrick, Tiberius and Moirgane. Now frankly Fredrick always leaves whenever things get srs, so perhaps he shouldn't be in any relationship at all. On the other hand Tiberius and Moirgane are perceptive as rocks so if he could finesse one of them long enough to squeeze out something resembling consent, he could probably bang that person in front of the other with zero complaint. Here I'm of course assuming Tiberius and Moirgane are a couple, and they could very well be, a couple spending all their time staring blankly ahead until one of them dies from dehydration. At this point Fredrick might decide it's time to settle down and take care of the survivor. It's possible he tried to keep his favorite alive.



And they all lived happily ever after.

Alternatively:



Joanne with Tiberius. Although he will not make eye contact, he will also not break it, given his inability to turn his head. The two engage in staring contests that last until primal needs force them to end. They kiss only if one passes out and falls forward on the other.

Kira with Moirgane. Moirgane's inability to ever understand why Kira should be mad (or indeed express any other emotion) leads Kira to find inner peace. She becomes a monk and they maintain the ultimate platonic relationship.

Thalia with Fredrick. Whenever she's scared, he suggests they leave. They live a life ever on the run.



And now for the remaining three. Melvin and Therjalla engage in a relationship of utter outward indifference, each madly desiring the other, each unwilling to even hint at it, except for one grand day each year when they have make-up sex audible enough to wake the dead. Mary-Ann makes a fortune selling maces to fight off the undead and maintains her own harem of partners. Given that her profits are proportional to the amount of noise the other two make, she's always up for helping one hurt the other through infidelity, so that their reconciliation is all the more dramatic. If either of them should take off their mask of indifference to tell her how annoyed they are with their partner, she'll only remark "Aww, you always are."

OK I see I must hurry to finish the game before you go completely insane

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lol Thalia's secret weapon revealed!

I now should add a skill to her character:

Show Backside

"Target is stunned and unable to attack for the next 3 turns."

I think that sentence should have a semicolon.

Yes good idea

I was trying to fire up a five page discussion about something extremely inconsequential

I think Thalia's backside should have a semicolon.

Haha, well that will be Fredrick's mission!

Anyway Thalia scenes are the best

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I think Thalia's backside should have a semicolon.

Do you realize you've forever sexually charged the semicolon in my mind now? It cannot be unseen.

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back to work on QoT today! Well if what Joanne says is true, seems a good place to live

Tell me Forsaken didn't write that.

She did! It's a hilarious scene Ah you mean for the typos? I still need to check them (you mean probably women instead of woman)?

(you mean probably women instead of woman)?

Yes. Seppuku time.

No that's just my special skill: I can find a sentence with wrong grammar or typos in 100,000 words and post a screenshot containing it!

You'll probably find the otome routes aren't quite as tight on typos as the yuri routes since I had an editor look at the yuri routes but not the otome ones. Jack believes in letting the beta testers do it. =p I thought I'd caught most of the typos but seems one or two slipped through.

That admittedly is a tough typo to catch when self proofreading.

I have faith in my bunch of testers. I call them "the typos killers"

If you don't want to wait for beta, just upload a ton of screenshots to your blog and we'll find all the typos for you.